does anyone know how to change to text of your post?
mine is stuck on black...and i cant seem to find a comand to change it....

fuckthat

im pretty drunk right now...
whats the deal with us going to war with iraq?Please just let them 'nuc' us...so we can have the first (or second if you consider pearl harbor an entire "war") war in the US of America...and me and some strange men can become very primal and form our own guerilla warfare on iraqians and afghanis,etc. And i as well as america can fail at defeating an army thats sole purpose is to destroy christianity. Then maybe the leftovers (people of america) can sit around, incarcerated, in makeshift prisons...shitting on eachother....trying to figure out what went wrong with this Client nation to god....

so my credo is......please.....dont be a schisty fuckrag christian

also id like to talk about my new found fandom of Ryan Reynolds!
he is the fucking shit!
perfect comedic timing...so perfect.....better than anyone ive ever seen!
he is the guy from two guys a girl and a pizza place and also the new to dvd movie..."van wilder"
is a genius actor...and should go places......but he prolly wont...........which is sad.........
i want to see him....jason lee........and michael richards in a movie......that would be awesome.....

Another fucking hilarious comedy everyone must see......including elliot (because i think he will like it...if he can pay attention) is WET HOT American SUMMER....its very funny and stars jeneane girafalo and several others who i cant identify by name........but its the best summer camp movie ive ever been witness to......so see that.........it never went to theaters.......how sad.....

oh ya.....and jason lee and tom green have a new movie titled "stealing harvard"......some people should check that out.....jason lee is cool.....and if you haven't seen freddy got fingered you fucked up........

my true passions come out when im boozed......sorry

gotta go finish my last beer before bed......
later all...

a forgotten performance

so i dont think anyone remembers i have a site to read after such a long lapse of posts... So those 5 or so people need to be notified...somehow....later

Today an older man with a red tie and a grey beard handed me a gift...a small cup of lemonade...and attached to it was a bible verse which said something along the lines of "jesus fills your thirst." Call me a blasphemer, but i had just come out advertising and it seemed like a great idea to use jesus as a spokesperson....but then the question of product puzzled me. Jesus wouldn't be good for just promoting 'thirst quenchers', he could be used for a variety of products like shoes or sandles, bread, whine, books, school supplies, carpentry or construction products, personal hygene things....anything and everything that is "good." It could be just like a whole line of products like Amway or something. I dont think jesus likes it when people use him like that though...but i prolly will try it because i have to do many projects in my adv class....and i like to push the envelope in a very introvert-like manor. On 2nd thought, Maybe im just living in a simpsons-type-of world...so maybe i wont use that idea, its kinda crazy....and will probably earn me a bad grade. though it seems like a pretty auspicious idea, it may not turn out to be...depending upon the (red)pen holders religious values...
But anyways...i dont get why these christian people advertise their christianity....to me it seems to be degrading to God....the only thing i think it really does it provide more income to the owner/pastor of a church...
So im gonna agree with the jews on this one...and not exploit christ in my advertising class....
and to hell with putting that stupid fish on your car!

tomorrow is friday....then, ill prolly drink....

"Hooray Beer" -that jamaican guy with the redstripe ad campaign

mic check

oh my god

i must have forgotten i had control of this media, because i have not posted in over a month...
Why?, you ask....well.....i have no good answers...
ill just say i went and had a good time with the remaindor of my summer....
sorry to the people i didn't get to hang out with much in katy.....maybe next time....or not....i hope to establish myself here and hopefully get some sort of internship....or work at the UT tv station of the summer.....something along those lines....plus a real job to pay for my newly attained Bills....which suck....
to hell with responsibility.......but i suppose its worth it.....as long as i never have children. As long as thats true, ill be fine....
Hmm...so im here in apartment #816 @ The Landings in Austin Texas in my own place living near old and new friends in my own little microcosim and its pretty "tiight"
I haven't talked to amy since shes moved here....i will this weekend....

Hopefully i can get a job at pluckers handing out fliers for money and used it along with my money from ushering football games, circuses and bruce springsteen concerts at the erwin center.....i should be able to feed myself and pay for my utilities....

school has started....i must evince witt and comprehend recondite texts.......must go

bie fuckers....

hopefully ill be doing this more often again instead of fucking myself and leaving "water"(sperm) damage all over the walls and desks...as i did when i lived with my parents

if anyone wants to listen to my neighbors so-so alternative band (not my bag) go to : listen.to/empirestate

no pressure....hes a cool guy......just a bland song......