segmentation based on benefits

the jungle reading is going grrrreat. I think this is one of the most interesting reads ive ever been previed to. The pains, the poverty, the meat packing, the limb losing, the starving, the odours, the gaol, the shit, the piss, the fertilizers......i love it all. When i pick up the book each time, i can smell the smell of shit and carcass, and i can feel the harsh weather of winters beyond me. I wish i lived in the industrial revolution really badly.....however i want to be the wealthy fucker who takes advantage of immigrant labor...and pays low wages....and drinks and fucks. Its the only way to go in life, right.....
not really...idunno....fuck it
I got my new CKY album in the mail today and i am satisfied completely....along with the 11 dollar album they sent me a nice little patch and 3 dozen stickers. The album is pretty good. Nice collection of what im coining as "clay rock" because its hard but its malleable....when i hear this music i think just think clay really........maybe its not malleable......but i dont want to call it metal because it is not. And its not aggro rock really. Im sure it is considered alternative, but that doesn't seem appropriate to me because they really aren't doing anything different from standard "rock and metal music" but they do it with a different style but i dont want to use the word metal either.....so clay.......clay rock
im rambling......
But the cd is very good solid slightly repetitive yet innovative and above standard intelligence....good metaphors and fresh ideas for songs
highlights: 'escape from hellview' (its like vampire-rock) 'human creation station' (the name itself sounds good...and it is) Sporadic Movement (angry-science-rock?) and 'Attached at the hip' (like it...cant figure out if its about anti-love or sympathetic-friendships)
Flops: 'close yet far' (i love the lyrics, but its the 1st time cky has ventured into acoustic territory and as an album closer it leaves me blue balled, far from the huge ejaculation i was going to have at the end)

My internet (which is wireless and sux ass) Should now be working more often...so more frequent updates
OH ya! im having my 1st "keg-party" this weekend....so if you live in austin and read this...cum

my name is not tamoszius kuszleika

a decieving week it has been...it seems to me ive been in school for 6 rather than 5 days ( or will have been by tomorrow)
probably because it seems ive had some sort of social outing to attend every night this week, save tuesday, because i played video games. Particularly, Madden 2003 a long running football video game. I actually own the '94 version of it on Sega genesis...but at any rate i became kind of obsessive over it for a couple of days. Perhaps it was the recurrence of the past obsessioned created in '94 95 or maybe the large boner i have for competition on any level, normally..(im sure there are some instances in which i dont really care)...On tuesday, me and my roomates discovered a option in this game which yields to the player the ability to "create your own players" which became very comical as soon as my fellow Katy (class of 01) roomate said "lets make Jared Kaspar" what ensued was hours of making old "katy champions" it was quite humorous fucking with (while creating) peoples visages and abilities that i didn;t really care for back in those days...not so long ago. Others inculded on this prestigious list are Jamel Branch, Keith Mouton, Tim Foster, and Dennis Ray.......all a bunch of fuckers....the majority of which are black and consequently...........uh, smart..............(pardon my stereotyping)
anyways...tomorrow more katy-ites are coming down to cum on my face....this list includes a great bunch (maybe not considered so bright, but still dear to my heart) Daren, joanna, adam, elesio, chris s, amy a, luis dela, carlos tescanos, mike c, demetrios.........how GRRREEEEEEEEEAT

i haven't had enough meat lately.......so today i ate soup (with no meat), a hamburger and a steak........mmm protein

"His notrils are dilated and his breath comes fast - his demons are driving him"

The Jungle by upton sinclair even in the 1st 30 pages is a good read and i think its goint to give me some insite to post-introduction of the industrial age and mass immigration of early 20th century or earlier.........

infiltrate destroy and rebuild

saw cky
very fun, exciting show. Everyone should definitely check them out if given the chance. The shows interim was only an hour, as expected from a band with, presently, a smaller following. I got home at about 11:15 which is very agreeable considering im going to have to get up at 8. All the major songs were played with fierce energy, a couple from their new album and one id never heard before which is a cover of santa claus is coming to town, but with a sinister twist in which the song describes santa's new shitty life...like his wife is a slut, all children are pieces of shit, and all the presents are going up his ass...and (in cky tradition) santa doesn't give a shit.......i liked it. I love how cky has the exact same attitude i do toward music/other things....very "punk" but realizing that "punk" is shitty, and the world doesn;t need another punk band....they need cky. Cky knows how to fuckin rock....and i cant wait to see their follwing triple in the next year (im expecting) and then to see them with a crowd that can actually compliment the effort they put forth to their fans on stage. In between sets they probably gave away 200 dollars worth of merchandies....that along with everything else shows me that they give it their all, and even if this is their prime and its all downhill from here...they honestly dont give a shit and its cool....
2 quotes i liked from the show: "i was trying to win a staring contest, but her bigger eyes on her chest...aka her breasts, defeated me"
"Texas is so far away from the industry...fuck the industry"
the second made me realize my liking of texas all over again.....i really do like this state......the first inspired no deep feelings but for some reason i thought it was really funny....perhaps it was the guitarists (chad ginsburg) hand gestures
apparently they like to talk more than most bands on stage, and have alot of fun...so they seemingly are having a geniune good time on stage...i admired it....
overall....im gonna give it a 7/10
losing points only because i wanted to hear a longer set....and the crowd wasn;t all the way into it....

i spell sporadic "spuradic" because i like spurs

to all the Justin Guarinis out there

was that a bad weekend? i think i have forgotten...what color should my text be elliot?............
yet another weekend goes by and i am jobless. My funds are becoming more shallow as the money in my pocket is burning holes. Shit...oh well....i preordered the new cky album entitled "infiltrate destroy rebuild" and im going to there show tomorrow night. Which is very exciting for me...but i feel i should be going with comeaux....but oh well.....
Next weekend many folks from Katy will be congregating at my place, the iternerary includes the clerks drinking game and possibly a keg?...idunno about that.....cause im not paying. Ive spent a little over a hundred dollars on booze since ive been here, and it has not been quite a month. Chad trainer...man....what a weird guy. Apparently him and his girl dropped out of school to become squatters for a little while, begining tonight in austin...what a fuck head.....no offense if he eventually reads this (at a homeless library or something) but what the fuck? I suppose it just doesn't make any since to my normal un-inspired life. Who wants to be homeless until they run out of money, and hang out in abandoned places to sleep and not shower and get fucked for money and ask people for change?.....hopefully it wont come to these things....but you just never know making a drastic decision like that. Perhaps i will not be seeing that fellow for awhile...
To hell with that......im going to see Camp Kill Yourself tomorrow night @ Stubb's Bar-B-Q, the best live show atmosphere in austin (i here)
Also in todays events...i worked on my first advertising paper...in which i am to contrast two energy drinks and then develope a new one. It surprisingly takes alot more effort than you would think. The most defficult part about it was fitting the whole thing on one page (as it was assigned to be), while still hitting all the major points of comparison and development required by the prof. But anyways the name of my energy drink is "Juiced"......i think its a good name....simple yet distinct and memorable. My target audience is men aged 34-44....so i designed the bottle with the colors black and blue.....to be masculine........and the bottle is long and hard....like a black dick to be gay......for all those men aged 34-44 who like a little Michael Jordan/Michael Irvin-ish dicks.......
i also placed a a belt loop for easy carriage whilst exercising.....

cky tomorrow......if i think about it ill write some thoughts on it here....so stay tuned all you lovely listeners

far from puerto pobre

I, Joey, Am officially an RTF major...and that quite simply, is the shit. How exciting it is....i feel like im finally really gonna do something with my life...no longer being undeclared.
hmm hm..anywayzez....my sophmore year is going to end up being one of the more fucked up years of my life. Just from the first couple of passed weekends i can tell that large quantities of alcohol and tabacco and gatherings exceeding the number of my age will be defining this year.....friday and saturdays im going to be killing many brain cells and liver well-being as good as i can.....just because its the thing to do.....perhaps i will burn out on it......
hopefully it wont become a weekday thing....if it does....."somebody stop me" -jim carey (the mask)
I might be getting a job being a sales representative doing house appoitments in order to sell high quality cutting utensils to baby boomers with cash.....i have to call and set up appointments and travel to their houses and put on a show...but its 11 dollars a show! and you can do a show in 30 minutes or less! If i do three or four apointments a day thats like 40 bucks (avg.) every day....which will total to like a shit load of money....and i will sharpen (with a cutco stainless steel steak knife) my communication skills with older folks and thus giving myself an edge in the communications world and the UT school (college of communications).
President Bill Clinton will be coming to speak on UT campus along with Spike Lee and some other democratic liberals. I will try and go and like....boo or something very disrespectful.....if i write that "K" word that ends with "ill", jokingly, this site will become marked by the government and some CIA me will come and interogate me, repromand me, then fuck me....and find out im just some radical jerk off who was kidding around....
speaking of the government...whats up with all this war talk? who gives a shit about iraq....just let them bomb us....we deserve it (according to every other country in the world except england).....

Latin Americans hate Americans because we think we are the only americans......i cant help that this was the first country founded in the American continents and we adopted the name....and i cant help that they're poor and we control their lives....
but they control our drugs...so hey!

just do me

in a minute i can type 30 words....i consider that pretty fucking good. Its like a word every two tics on average. I applied for a few jobs today, and that was a question on two of them...that are in offices and pay alot. The others will include restaurants that dont pay as good but the stress level is much less and therefore better for a student like me. Speaking of being a student...my classes are going well. It seems to me classes always seem much harder in the first two weeks than they actually are. My classes will all be standard collegey classes except for spanish....which is an intensive 5 days a week 20 person class in which a teacher will attempt to learn me a language. I like my teacher...he is very asian. In fact his fucking name is Chang Chin! He is so asian he knows how to write his name in 3 different asian languages/scripts.
Overall spanish is hurtful to my goal of writing film. I feel it takes away time that i should becoming more knowlegeable of non-alien culture and expanding my offenses in my never ending battle of maintaining a somewhat larger vocabulary. Learning new words for the same shit is not my idea of a cool class...or a good time.
What is a good time is the time i had canoe-ing the other day when i traveled to Barton springs and rented a canoe. Scaling the waters (can you say that?) of a narrow river-esque lake was the most fun ive had in thrity minutes in disjunction (yet not by myself...if you catch my meaning...but im not implying anything) in quite awhile.
So in my book canoe-ing is tiiight.

just do me before i have to go nighty night......get my teddy....bear