far from puerto pobre

I, Joey, Am officially an RTF major...and that quite simply, is the shit. How exciting it is....i feel like im finally really gonna do something with my life...no longer being undeclared.
hmm hm..anywayzez....my sophmore year is going to end up being one of the more fucked up years of my life. Just from the first couple of passed weekends i can tell that large quantities of alcohol and tabacco and gatherings exceeding the number of my age will be defining this year.....friday and saturdays im going to be killing many brain cells and liver well-being as good as i can.....just because its the thing to do.....perhaps i will burn out on it......
hopefully it wont become a weekday thing....if it does....."somebody stop me" -jim carey (the mask)
I might be getting a job being a sales representative doing house appoitments in order to sell high quality cutting utensils to baby boomers with cash.....i have to call and set up appointments and travel to their houses and put on a show...but its 11 dollars a show! and you can do a show in 30 minutes or less! If i do three or four apointments a day thats like 40 bucks (avg.) every day....which will total to like a shit load of money....and i will sharpen (with a cutco stainless steel steak knife) my communication skills with older folks and thus giving myself an edge in the communications world and the UT school (college of communications).
President Bill Clinton will be coming to speak on UT campus along with Spike Lee and some other democratic liberals. I will try and go and like....boo or something very disrespectful.....if i write that "K" word that ends with "ill", jokingly, this site will become marked by the government and some CIA me will come and interogate me, repromand me, then fuck me....and find out im just some radical jerk off who was kidding around....
speaking of the government...whats up with all this war talk? who gives a shit about iraq....just let them bomb us....we deserve it (according to every other country in the world except england).....

Latin Americans hate Americans because we think we are the only americans......i cant help that this was the first country founded in the American continents and we adopted the name....and i cant help that they're poor and we control their lives....
but they control our drugs...so hey!