nosebleed that wont stop

create your own visited states map

ive actually lived in most these states....well, more than half. My family doesn't like to take trips to foreign places. Family vacations have always been more about relaxation, than the added stress of going to unknown lands. take me ta jamaica.

i haven't done it in nearly a year. 10 months i estimate. I was very nervous. I went to the place of business where i knew she would be. She had many tools, that I could see in plain view, and a mix station playing in the background. She wore a black robe with her black hair neatly tied back. Her english was weak, but her spanish was strong. She called my name. I went in. I took a seat. She asked me how i would like it. I said "take it all." I could see she liked me, and wanted to take it all, and take me all in.
She pulled her toys from her shelf and began the process.
It had been a long time, but the job she began was not short. It was a glorious feeling, like being born again. Every second, i could feel weight being lifted off my soul and body.
Finally she finished. Our time was short together, but well worth it.
I paid her waht seemed a small sum for the great service she provided, so i tact on a substantial tip despite being broke.
then i left supercuts.....its cold outside.

Bank Affairs

i wonder how long i can go on being a sack of shit.
what do you think?
i never thought it would come to this, but im fucking shitty. If i make fun of your for being shitty, im sorry.....its just me.

But anyways...this weekend was interesting to say the least.
Paul beat his record of 30 jello shots, by taking 40 at katherines party.
I got Freddy Vs. Jason on dvd, along with Waking Life...which was only 6 dollars at best buy. My knees got weak when i saw that at first....but then i was like...what? this is a good movie.......maybe its not. Or IM NOT!
Me and Paul tried to play "take a shot anytime someone dies" during Freddy Vs. Jason....and determined we are not that hardcore.....and thank god for that.

I also just finished a little scene about a woman that works at a bank fucking a theif. So in other words, instead of cleaning out the bank....she cleaned out his cock. If you catch my drift!

I hope someone that i dont know gives me some hard verbal repromanding on how much i suck, this week....i think its going to happen....im expecting a call from my dad for some reason.

i should shave, ill feel better.

woah, its random

if things would have been different in some way....i think i would have been a big marilyn manson fan....
maybe i could become one now....i love how outrageous and moderately stupid it is. And to think, people used it to advocate their suicides.
but anyways.
all my classes are terribly hard, i suppose because this is the first semester in which i am taking all upper division classes. I better fucking learn something.
usually i take a lot of classes that all aline in some ways....this semester doesn't seem that way.....its like africans americans here, asians here, medievil art here, and script writing here........
should i write a script about africans and asians coming together and traveling back in time to attack western european artisans? yes.

arithmetically is a stupid word. Arithmetic itself is fine.....but fuck, just say mathematically.

The TA for my asian class, i was sitting there looking at this chick thinking, " that dude is totally gay"......then i came to find out she is a lesbian instead. I thought that odd.....because as a man, she acts feminine....but as a woman she seems manly.......maybe she isn't a lesbian, but enjoys hardcore dike style. I dont know. Nevermind.


and just remember folks, if you cant see the forest through the trees, then you cant smell your own shit on your knees!
yeah!

losers bond to eachother

you ever have a not-so-dreamy dream, and it stays with you for a few hours after you wake up. And it just happens to coincide with the one thought that plagues your mind every day. So it makes it like double the work to think about.
and it makes you....well, me want to change eveything.
but i wont, because im comfortable/shitty.

Tomorrow school starts. This break has felt really long. I started drinking really early, and continued to the whole time basically.....but now i have an excuse not to, i get to go to class!
im taking 3 fairly strange courses, one being Intro to Indian Film...ya its gonna be weird, um...intro to early medevil art....with a very famous instructor Glenn Peers, from canada, who has a playmate wife. And also history of african americans since 1860.....idunno.......did i tell everyone about how all my classes got dropped and i just signed up a couple of days ago?
ya....i am shit.

but im working on a 90s hit compilation and have over 100 songs......if you have any suggestions.....please leave them in the comments area below. thank you.

i need a job, and a summer internship right about now.

4 years is quite awhile

wow....

but anyway...
hows everyone doing? im doing well. Paul and Tink moved to austin, combined with the amount of katy people already here...i believe there has been a change in the winds....Austin may win this war.
ok.
top 5 movies of 2003

peter pan
kill bill vol1
pirates of the carribean
the hulk
Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

lots of popcorn movies.....indie was so out this year.
not that i watch that many indie movies anyway, but whatev.
Assessments:
2 pirate movies...
2 johnny depp movies
2 related to disney world (one very vaguely though)
2 from the "A band apart" production team/ directors

i own all the ones that have come out so far...
im such a good consumer....

notable mentions : Freddy Vs. Jason, Matrix Revolutions, X2, 28 days later....not quite enough to make a top ten....and i refuse to put the Return of the King on there....id rather put Terminator 3.

and thats my assholic opinion on this fantabulous year in film/HD

im prolly forgetting something though.