adjust your amatood

abstinence man and the orgy of death....has been completed. I consider this a masterpiece in videonarrative masturbation. If you want to be amazed with how much effort and detail i can put into creating something vile, peverse, difficult, and covered in cum you might enjoy watching this piece of shit movie i made....i say this with a lot of pride.
But this challenge hasn't been without....a fucking anxiety attack!
my first of many to come, i imagine...
at first i just thought i was prolly sick and couldn't breath! But then i went to the doctor and checked my lungs, my heart, and my blood....and those were fine. It's actually my brain that is fucked up, and man! how surprised i was to hear this!
totally unprecedented!
oh well.
christmas:
I bought my mom and dad an electric grill. It is the nicest most adult gift i have purchased for them. I also made them mix cd's. For my sister i got an edited version of the Chingy album. As well as a mix cd. I <3 making mix cds for people who dont listen to too much music, and therefore appreciate it mas. Giving is the awesomest. The rest of christmas is kind of lame in comparison, except the family and alcohol part. oh yeah and christ.

Off to what will be the the final alcohol camp booze fest, hopefully. I hope to make a 1000 memories and then burn them with tequila.


i see you dancing, damn you look good. i wish i could dance like that. But i can't, cause i have no legs.
i see you shitting, damn you look good. i wish i could shit like that. But i can't, cause i have no butthole.

vh1 sucks

alright...so i enjoyed those 80s shows, and i have a penchant for 90s trivia, and those 70s shows were pretty cool. Even the worst dressed or best looking was fine. But of the past 6 months or so, they have really fallen into a pit of vile trash television. I really just can't stand the fucking channel anymore...it annoys the fuck out of me. But today, to top themselves off....they vote 311's cover of "love song" one of most awesomely bad songs of 2004. And to Vh1 and Blender magazine, i must say....FUCK YOU a lot. You suck, and you apparently haven't heard the fuck-ton of fucking horrible songs that have graced the radio this past year. Especially all the other fucking terrible covers that have followed since 311's.

I dont know...vh1 has lost its touch.

::flush::

But in other news....the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory teaser trailer has hit, and i have become the definition of excitement.