8.24.2006

why blogs aren't what they used to be




It's pretty simple really.
Every mother fucker on the internet has one....thanks mostly to myspace.

I continue to do this only because in a one on one bout with boredom, my embarassment with following the trends of 13 yr old internet whores will lose everytime.

Here are some random things....

There is a new Andrew WK album coming to America soon....he is the new Zappa...get on the wagon before he dies.
There is this documentary called "Jesus Camp" I'm really scared to see. Look the trailer up yourslef. Links bug me sometimes.
I'm also scared of buying the new Outkast album, and seeing their movie...Outkast makes me sad when they are not phenomenal.
Beerfest is coming out...exciting.
Summer movies are over after Beerfest is out.....it's cool, I was getting tired of them anyway. Bring on The Fountain, Children of Men, 007, that Museum movie, and BLACK SNAKE MOAN...eventually.

Still haven't gotten around to seeing Little Miss Sunshine.
Snakes on a Plane, despite being a fun movie, and one that i would love to eventually buy, has exhausted me for the time being....and apparently everyone else got exhausted with it one week before it was released, 'cause no one watched it.


On another note....I'm doing awesome, thanks for being curious.



posterity.

8.11.2006

heat=evolution



There was a time a few years ago I had decided that evolution (assuming it does exist in the Human species) was no longer really needed, and that there was nothing really to stop us from eating our planet, and living like fat cats forever. It's even the premise to the new much anticipated Mike Judge film.
In the movie...whichever Wilson Brother is unfrozen a thousand years from now, and is intriduced to a world where we have experienced devolution....everyone is big and dumb....and obviously the Wilson brother, despite being of average intelligence in his time, now is the smartest man on earth....

Although I may have believed this at some point...and been disgusted with it....I now am thankful that will we have heat.
Heat it seems will be our evolutionary advisary....

Hopefully...I sure as hell see the need for it. The population of earth is fucking way out of control.
Natural Selection will take place once the Big Daddy Sun is having his way with his bitch wife...mother earth. Only those who can take the heat need apply to the next generations of people....

Although so far, only old people seem to be dying....I must assume that more and more will become susceptible as we ravage our energy and gas supplies...thus cooking our atmosphere creating higher more detrimental temperatures.
So we will have a few lifetimes before gorgeous bodied supermodels are killed on outdoor/beach photo shoots...and we will start with the often scary, poor, and over diseased oldies.

I can't wait.