i got the arkkives to work! I am ASSUREDLY going to accrue a collection of semen tonight!


i dont know if i should disclose this on this trifle little page....but.....did anyone happen to hear a vague, yet unequivocal little scuttlebutt about Miss April Ng?


although i posted only 20 minutes ago.....my state of mind has gotten oh so much younger and sharper............maybe i should stop letting booze be my backbone of having a "blast"......

masturbating at forty below

how about a movie about a guy who grows a split personality that is a female.......struggles with this.......gives into it and becomes a homosexual......after much psychiatry.....gets a sex change.........later founds out he has been possessed.......and then journeys to find an exorcist....who, rather than kills him, fucks him.......the he/she then returns home.....and cuts off vagina and breasts.........and becomes a famous author........
coldplay.....the group. I worked their "rock show" tonight.....and wasn;t completely disgruntled by the whole thing. They have a few really cool songs with some interesting musical crescendos (to pick out a specific detail), and also just some overall professional talent. But, then i realized, man this band is almost exactly like U2 with a spice of radiohead and maybe a hint of dave matthews.....which are bands that may have large followings....but i am just not down for. Actually they just remind me of radiohead, without the excess of experimentation/selfconsciousness/gay.......
All of there music is very much "drive" music.......music that is going somewhere or maybe music thats only good when driving in a car, not in traffic......or maybe they remind me of, in a movie, when someone looks at their ominous surroundings....something you would hear while that happens.....if you can visualize that.
Oh i should mention too that one thing surprised me. It was this group called mosseiley, that was opening for the opening band from Tyler Tx, consisting of 3 sisters, their brother, and a friend named jon.................the eldest of which was 20......and i didn;t think they were terrible....although the sound was not near the maturity of coldplays' polished sound..........but surprising none the less.................very indy
Later, after visiting their website (mosseisley.com) i found that they are kinda christiany/cs lewis readers/family people.....which is cool i guess....since they didn;t completely lick my ass as most christian bands do.........so maybe they will grow to be something more than a conglomerite of indy sounding holy-roller noise.......and be cooooool

some girl offered me oral sex for a better seat at the concert......i said no......jenny should be happy.....i guess
some kids were smoking pot in front of me.......i did not stop them......later i was told to keep an eye on them because they were smoking pot by an older woman.......so i watched them smoke pot the whole concert....
Another guy offered me a cup of beer.......but one beer is not cool.......considering the risk involved while "on the job" at the frank erwin arena.......

after this semester or maybe next......i think i could drop out of school to start getting into the film business (excluding the opening statement of this blog).......but i think i like the security of school......and will stay until i get my degree.............

Beef- anti-marijuana commercials during superbowl......esp. the one with the 10 year old girl getting pregnant because of smoking weed......how ridiculous
- DW griffith......the most influential filmmaker of the 20th century.....was also the most popular biggot of his time.......film has been an dangerous media since its inception.......
- why cant i get my archives to come up anymore?


ooh ya! And the Olsen Twins are going to Texas A&M University fall 2003!
everyone will be wanting to gig 'em.....

national football conference...

yesterday was the superbowl, today is monday, tomorrow will a day to remember.......wait....
superbowl...aah yes. i remember it well......the buccaners won despite an experienced Oakland team. The pirate battle has come and gone....oh well
i watched the premiere of the late show with Jimmy Kimmel on ABC (not the most congenial network for crude content), and it was 'comedy', with snoop dogg as the weeks' co-host and warren sapp and george clooney as the first guests.....jimmy kimmel is such a man, and he is now somewhat of a star......and im happy for him, i guess because ive been watching the guy since win ben steins money.
Someone else who is very funny if youve never heard of them is a guy named doug stanhope, a moderately known comedian......he is more vulgar and drunken than me......so maybe check out his website i believe it to be www.dougstanhope.com (pardon me, i have forgotten how to make links)
An important anecdote: the other day i was standing in my house watching tv with an average group of friends on a saturday night, and someone was flipping channels on the old tv. Now during this casual event, the person (who im guessing was male) with the remote control, abruptly stopped the clicker on the womens' "oxygen" or "oh!" channel due to some erotic female masturbating scene......needless to say it was very sexy atleast for womens television...........but THEN the director of this smut revealed to us the object of her affection through the window she was spying in. And In that window, we were shown two men fucking on a couch.

i lost my job at joes crab shack after not even one day....
awhile back i saw a guy named Billy Bryant, perhaps anyone from my graduating class will remember this cock.......he was in his 'escalade' and rolled down the window to holler "katy...woooo" at me

after a weekend of intense drinking........im refusing to clean up my apartment......we will see how long my holding out will last........

my tonsils hurt...alot

well...my job picked up and for 41 hours (almost straight through) i have been doing XCEL spreadsheet work!!!!!!!!
i am tired....and my brain has been deprived...
goodbye....

see you in austin self...

my sneeze is one-hundred degrees

my very busy holiday season ended yesterday with me and jenny wilsons' 3 year 'anniversary.' I think i like how it extends the season 6 more days. While most must go back to preoccupation with their lives, i still get to concentrate on purchasing for someone else, which is a great way to keep your mind of the dreariness of your shitty lives. just kidding (unless your life is pathetic...then im not)
But wow....it is 7:23 in the am....this is the first of four days i am working with my father answering phones at his machine shop. This job is much different than my summer job answering phones.....all the same surroundings and tools......yet i feel so much more feminine. Because im surrounded by course lower-middle class working men with below average education, who probably enjoy bruce springsteen, and their memories of doing cocaine when they were young in the early 80s. But they seem professional, and my dad seems to be there leader. Actually it seems they fear him, except for one clean overweight guy who actually owns the place named "todd".......
But im working 10 hours a day basically, and at 8 dollars or so an hour.....ill be rollin in some much needed dough soon enough....

So much has happened since i posted last.

Kool Keith- funny funny. Kool Keith is insane....completely....Although the songs played were not really what i wanted to hear....it was still great to see keith with his wig and cape on...being very not in this world. I have to say, becuase it too is notable, that his freestyle is mediocre, but it is the greatest freestyle ever! to quote "im landed here, im up in here, there with be no ufo's or flying saucers landin here" and "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, im up in a tree" it was fuckin great.
and this group named zion-i really impressed me, as well as babooi blake and his full hour of freestyle and instruments (rather than beats and cuts and shit....like the roots i guess) His bassist was blind....and was really really good and cool as shit.......I saw him drinking alcohol after the show, and it had me pondering what it was like the be drunk or on drugs without the sightaspect................i bet its scary.

The Ranch- was not the vacation id hoped for. It was the vacation everyone else had hoped for....so 'Ranch Joey' remains a cool thing.....so thats 'cooool.
It just amazed me how easily led some people are, and how child-like grown young adults can become......not that anyone was terribly 'bad' or deserved some sort of punishment....its just....c'mon......everyone there was like 20.....and i had to repromand and 'keep an eye on' everyone in order to maintain order and keep people away from breaking the rules i set up in the begining......I also got a light version of bronchitis while there, and heard of OJ Garcias death....so it seemed as though the whole thing was tainted with something new everyday....
Also, one other notable thing....nearly every male that attended the 4 days of drunken glee recieved some sort of small wound from some sort of weapon.....it was ridiculous.

Mr. garcias funeral- i would say this to be the social gathering of the year. That sounds a bit like im emulating the clerks character randall.....but it really was. I saw a lot of people i had not seen since i had graduated and even a handful of people i haven't seen in 2 or 3 years....it was crazy. OJ knew a lot of people, so i wasn't surprised by the turnout....but i think there were atleast a thousand people there....it seemed.......alot of girls from high school....some of which already have gotten ugly.....which is funny.

Christmas- i recieved mostly just cash....of which i am greatful. Im starting a savings account towards some video equipment that ive been fancy-ing. I also recieved a large amount of cologne...of which i have never been a big fan of until recently....So now im a musky smelling guy. YEAH!.......

New Years- i got boozed....in austin.....and did not go to any partys....i hung out with jenny and my roomate and his "crowd"......it was okay......i suppose.....i got to watch a large man vomit and that is always cool.

Time in Katy/austin downtime- its been cool. I did some good movie watching....seeing Lord of the Rings ttt, gangs of new york, reign of fire, taxi driver, reservior dogs SE dvd, some of citizen kane, back to the future one two and three, and this movie i missed the end of but jenny filled me in, called 'the dangerous livesof altar boys' which is a pretty indy movie....and apparently it ends tragically and comedicly and i missed it....oh well. I also played a good amount of Mortal kombat: Deadly Alliance....which is a spectacular game....by far the most detailed and fun fighting game ive played in years....probably since Super Street Fighter 2. I used to play mortal kombat in my youth....and this just blows a fanboys mind. Oh ya....and my parents bought me and some friends of mine booze...and we ordered the 311 payperview....and it was a very cool...........and apparently my parents are the coolest parents of anyones parents i know..........im glad they are letting me do this kinda stuff post-high school........not condoning young drinking....but also realizing that the old drinking age was 18, and undermining the system.......

anyways...ill have 4 to 5 hours of free time everyday this week....and an apparent abundance of internet time while im here at 'work'............so ill post-it


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