mosquitos have 47 teeth

my soul is very dead today...much energy in my body, just none in spirit. In spite of my bloated body and dry mind, alot of good movies are coming out soon. Its an exciting time to be paying attention to fanboy/geek/indie film right now....weve got Spun(leguizamo, mena suvari in a well filmed meth movie...that will inspire people to do meth more habitually), Pool hall junkies (christopher walken and other billiards get to act cool), Solaris (soderburgh, cameron, clooney in a lethal combination space movie remake), Bubba ho-tep (bruce campbell plays an 80 year old elvis that's friends with an 80 yr old JFK in a retirement home), what else...hmm....daredevil (affleck plays a blind guy with a stick), and the Hulk (with jennifer "im hot for a pretty chick" connelly)..........theres a possible indiana jones 4, and 'batman and superman' movie possibly getting made...then ofcourse you have Lord of the Rings 2 or whatever.......but i missed the first one anyway.....to hell with it....or not
I need to watch that and a Beautiful mind....and Gummo....soon

BEEF- on ktru rice radio, the DJs are fairly bland and seem very 'too cool for school' or atleast 'your school' because rice is obviously a secret club in which only the cream of the kunt are allowed to attend.....before i go into any deeper of a slight digression...my real problem is lack of clear cut naming of what songs are being played....I find myself listening, enjoying, waiting....but never long enough to hear the names of any of the songs....Ive always had this problem.....and i figured it was just because rice rtf students were a bunch of unhumbled pricks, but i never dealt with it on a (close to) everyday basis. Now though, Im living in houston (basically), and it annoys me more than ever before....If these DJs must be so boring all i ask is that they make it easier on me to discern titles and artists....but this simple post will make no waves

today i believe i will fill my MP3 player with Big Black songs, to be in fashion with the day and my black black soul....not black as in race....
although, for something mostly irrelevant, i had a dream in which i was in high school but i had no friends except for Ludacris man. Together we carried out several pranks and ryhmed our way through, what turned out to be, one delightful day at school....

Its raining....rain may cleanse my soul.....but i think what i need is purification...shitfuck

i want to be a polymath

...but im in such a state of moribund that it seems i will not achieve my goals...
not really...i haven't posted in awhile...because i had a reasonably fun weekend in spite of my lashing out at my parents saturday afternoon on the subject of replacing dusting my room everyweek with a hundred dollars cash...i was being sardonic and using my best shifty persiflage with their irritable cleany souls
No Hope - apparently they are really cool. And rather good, as far as hard punk bands are/go. I was just thinking it was gus, since hes played the kit for years and has alot of drum core experience, and was taught by the same guy Chad Sexton (311) was taught by; However, Josh Gordon's little bass playing brother is excellent. Tink is alright at his vocal/guitar thang...maybe lacking some perspicacity....but he is definitely punk and some of the songs were really pretty funny.
Punk SHOOOws in general - are weird. the music conjures up alot of energy. energy that youd like to become kinetic on someone elses face while running around furiously. Yet...you dont, because you are not punk and you realize the music is stupid and moshing is stupid and punk in its purest essence is stupid. But i can listen to it occasionally....
HEY HEY!! theStart is playing @ Mary Janes on friday! and im gonna be out of town! damn....oh well.......someone i know should go...even though no one prolly knows who they are but me.....just to buy me a t-shirt or something....ill give you 20 bucks to go out and have an experience for me. Ill be at the frio river....which is also cool and hopefully relaxing and unstressful......its a-l-l good.

lance tricked me for about an hour with his WNV lies. I was fooled til i read somewhere that you must be bitten by an animal/bird that has been bitten by a mosquito previously infected with it. And your not very likely to die. It is fairly treatable if you see a doctor before you die.......so.....so what?
Im not as fuelish as fuels may think.

no coche ahora

fuck beans...
the car i got yesterday, well...i took it to the mechanics at Rick's auto mechanics...and apparently it has engine trouble. Fuck im getting tired of looking for a car....i even went out and bought a replacement volume knob for it and everything and now it must be taken away...hahahehehaha......not that funny. Dammit...
this puts me in a terrible mood, and im not allowed to listen to music at this unamiable office in order to smooth my course feelings....
Will there be some grand philanthropist car salesman that will grant me a decent car? Im too diffident to do it all by myself.

would it be mean to give meningitis to all your friends?
i think so...

my mood is toweringly terrible, so call this number: 713 622 3700
i should answer...til 3....and you can play a trick on me while im here at Lifetime Security Planners.

the errors are true

so like audio galaxy did in fact get closed, and will no longer be free if it comes back....due to being sued by the music industry....just as napster did. The industry released a statement that this should send a firm message to all other media sharing internet programs (kazaa, morpheus, aimster etc.) that are still up and running. This is horseshit! I want to be able to steal forever!
Im wondering...after free file sharing programs are all banned and illegal, will people pay monthly fees to access music?
I will...if it is under 7 dollars....I wouldn't pay by the song i dont think....esp. if it was 3 dollars a song or soemthing that god awful.....
i dont know of all the alternatives thought of...but whatever.
Oh my god! the best media site in the world is now open. moviepoopshoot.com
This site is outrageously good. The best one-stop media/entertainment source ever.....granted it cant go as in depth into music as id like....but it does provide adaquete information for my hunger on movie/tv news...
the abundance of collaborative work on this site is great....
in each category (movie/tv/music/comics)...there are many layers. It obviously has alot of people working on it to make it all come together to make this giant tasty ejaculation of information. Kevin Smith is behind it, just to let you people know. So you have warning to avoid it.
Today i wrote a short film...maybe 10 minutes....i want to make it....today
it involves a harsh break up....and then some killin! yah!

oh ya....im getting tired of katy alot. Its not that ive tired of my friends and acquintances that im currently seeing normally, so of course its the fact that there is nothing but my friends and acquantances that i like about this place. Yesterday i realized what a kiddie city it is. As i drove around mason road last night, everywhere we wanted to go, lied several young teens massing. I fuckin hate stupid high school children who get cars and then decide its cool to get 20 or 30 friends together and go to marble slab and then hang out in the parking lot afterwards and make fun of people because they are not as cool as them....
fuck this place....

oh wait....lance WILL die.....i suppose i will pray once ive confirmed his lie/claim....
damn west nile virus....

prepared by reverse osmosis....i am something odd on a plate

too much green, too much fun

i tried to do the thing that i wanted to do today....
i hope it works

put the 4-4 away and fuck....

im going to an astros game soon...::celebrates poorly::

falling down is so cliche

i just got back from the physical therapist...I feel bad lying to the overly bright and cheery people there because im really not hurt anymore....they give me massages and make me do gay exercises or calisthenics....and pull on a rubberband for about an hour.....so its not that bad....and eventually im supposed to get more insurance money....to go towards a new car.
I know...im one of those people....but what the fuck am i supposed to do? i have no car....i cant sue the indignent drunk fucker who totaled my car for money...and my car was only worht 2000 dollars......which is a bit far fetched for a decent car....
Although i dont have a car....i have no complaints really....im staying busy, on a decent schedule, making money, and saving money without having to pay for gas.....i just wish i had more time to write script.....
Yesterday at Jerod's house/ Summers party that she wasn't present at (while i was there atleast) we played "throw playing cards fast at eachothers head" which is honestly the best card game ive ever played....much better than hearts or spades or even poker.....and i got some aerobic exercise......Pretending to be the X-man, Gambit (the ragin cajun) was also a plus....
before the affair began elliot posed the idea of him needing to learn more card games.....and i suppose he 'learned' 1
if i were the elliot i would give that game a 10/10 $'s....

today ive been listening to this White Stripes band.....and i like them moderately....
i admire the use of only a guitar and a kit and making some rad rock in roll music, alot of which sounds like early 60's tunes i think...and that allows me to dig them a little more than weezer (the other band ive been listening to...not really comaparable).....fuckin power pop rock.....
plus the chick i want to say her name is Mic White, that plays the precussion is quite cute....and the guy....he is weird and unnattractive....i think

some say im easy....i just say my name is reesey...and thats how it all got started....woah

a wee bit

its quiet in the office now.....lunch time....solitude, solace, silence....aah
i ordered the vegetable plate from black eyed pea....mac and cheese, okra, and black eyed peas....ya...i was very critical of the peas.....for obvious reasons....they tasted more like soup than peas to me...how thoroughly dissappointed i was...huuuu......
i just spilt cokeacola on my shirt collar....shit...

yesterday Jenny was at work and during her duties she was asked to do several various tasks including epmtying out urine pans and making beds etc,....one thing caught my ear like Mike's "very very good" fish tackle catches fish... she had to take a squirt bottle and spray a post-pregnancy vagina (with a urine tube coming out of it) while another woman wiped it with a towel....it was bleeding from labor badly i guess.....im really unfamiliar with the specifics of pregnancy. Jenny is going to become my pocket dictionary on human biology....human dictionaries are always way better than the paper kind....kinda....
the internet kind blow them both away...

if someone has a reasonable idea for a short film...tell me.....im fresh out at this second...give me 5 mins

my sins are forgiven, there is no reason for me to be judged at the last judgement sirs,
my name is in the book of life....is yours? or are you blotted out?

you can have it if you want it

fuck it was a lousy day at work...a-many-a-people got pissed off at me on the phone...due to most of the important people in the office never returning phone callls....and then i had to staple resume's and stick addresses to envelopes...
my mother said "mondays are monstruous" and i admire her alliteration there...
i have such "ennui" (on-wee)
umm...sorry for saying anything religious yesterday....well....not really sorry....more like pardon me...
i can physically or maybe aurally feel that ive dulled my since of hearing a bit over the last year......yesterday i turned on the stereo in my room and placed it on my marked "good spot" for listening while attempting sleep.....and i coudln't hear it as well, barely at all....and had to move it up a bit....oh well
i know tooooo many stoners.....and too many stones....it sux

life after high school is funny and sad at the sametime.....
which poses a question in my head....
some say....smarter people can asess life and see it as a comedy, and unintelligent people cant and they see it as a tragedy.......BUT!
also....some say smarter people see the details and frustrations of life and tend to be more depressed because of it....and dumb people tend to be happier because they dont worry about details and frustrations....

so which is it???
i must know or i will implode and fall down

ok...i gotta go let jenny buy me a present somewhere....

h2

elliot is back in town...he had some variable religious experience while worshipping at church camp and has performed his metaphorical ablution, which sounds very "trite and banal" as he says....i dont castrate him....i support it i think....so far......he even says its not a "andrew johnston effect"
for the unknowing: Andrew used to go to church camp every summer and it would exacerbate his adament morales. He would give me and daren several lectures about not cursing and being "gross" and trying to decieve us with lies about how we have to be baptized 'with water' and losing salvation and all that load of stupor...(can i say load of stupor?)
but after a month we would break him down to his normal self....but eventually one summer we just stopped caring i suppose...plus he had seperated himself socially...and started picking up the trails of lost relationships me and daren had started....blah blah...

anyways....i dont like saying that ive had a "religious experience" while "worshipping" god.....for one thing i have a different definition of worship i suppose...sounds like filling your self up to the gils with sap emotion to most people/christians....or for an even larger extreme, powerhouse cult members....
my doctrine and spiritual life are very important to me and also very private....as i believe it should be
and here i am on the brink of letting myself type every point of dogma i have out on a public wepage....
if you'd like to wax learned in my doctrines....ill talk to you/elliot......i can ameliorate it all! not really...

anyways....i had my birthday yesterday....it wasn't terrible as most are....i got an Mp3 player
but it has a Nike endorsement...so it has "swooshes" all over its' components....it serves its purpose

Right now: Im's listening to "Doing the Standing Still" by the dismemberment plan...what a witty song

-my cellular phone is dead...so call me at home if you want at 3911256....if it is your kismet
-my sister has left town for a week....to help my cousin with her 3 children....

OH FINE MOM! HOWS WASHINGTON?!

dea-f-ieces

i hate to do it, but i think im going to mention briefly my bowel movements...sorry
here we go...every morning....consistently at 9:15....i have been taking a shit. This has aroused no one in the office here at National Estate Planning. Everyone in this office is a woman, except for the owners of course, becuase women cant own companies that make alot of money, off of people. So all these older women, at 9:15 listen to me as i request one of them to watch the front desk...then they watch me as i must go visit the keymaster (who is also a woman) for the keys to the restroom, then they laugh at me as i escape to the stalls of solace and porcelin.
Today,however,...im deciding to change my habits. At 9:15 this morning....I decided to hold in my shit. Currently it is 10:14 and im still going strong. I think my sphincter/anus actually has gained strength, or it feels that way kinda. My hypothesis is that it takes about two hours for those organs/muscles to actually come to life after having a poor nights sleep.....or maybe im just secreting my shit more efficiently as time goes by.... at 9:30 i thought i would shit my 'casual friday' jeans. Now though...i think i can go til 1 or 2. I get off at one today...so ill be ripe around the time i walk into my current abode....and ill take a dutiful and comfortable poop-break.

Jenny hung out with andrew johnston recently.....
He was angered with Jenny's new habit of smoking ciggarrettes. Jenny's rebuttle was that she promised herself that she would quit after college....Andrew replied facisciously "yeah right...just like Joey promised he would stop being gross after High School."

i cant change anything but my mind....or am i lying again

i think i got the comments working again...
ill post more later...
meanwhile..i found my glasses

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hey-zues kris-tehs

well...we finally are back online here at the graham household....
alotta stuff has happened in the past week+....
just to do a quick rundown....
some friends of mine went to jail.....after cops busted up a party at jenny;s
a drunk driver hit/totaled my car...and i had to go to the hospital....ruining my week
i had started a job at jasons deli, but after the second day....i quit because i cat deilver things wo/ a thing to deliver in.
jenny moved out of her apartment...
i started a new job with my mom....sorta
i went to my cousins graduation....
thats pretty much it.....i have such an interesting life....kind of a weird way to begin a summer though....
things seem to be coming along with sickseed....sorta.....we had a meeting.....ive been putting together ideas....
all the ideas end up sounding like something from either Kids or Gummo....if youve seen those....you knoweoweow....
311 is back in the studio.....
my cousin corey, who coincidently enough, looks like allen powell...has become a pot/coricidin guy.....he lives like 20 minutes away from me....but because his income is greater than my families'.....are clans dont socialize much....its too jarring i guess, class-wise....
but i want to call him...he seems fun to hang out with....and maybe i could get him to not become too much of a stoner.....and show him how to control and respect drugs.....i guess.......
fuck it!...ill never see him independly of his millionare family.....
my aunt is in denial....she was asking the family how she could get him to realize...and quit......or control him...........the obvious answer is punish him.....but after years of spoiling him with material things she does not really know how.....
all she needs to do is like....ground him.....but she wont.....
thats why i say "hell with it"

my little 5 year old second-cousin is at my house....visiting....
she is full of life and oh so prolific.....
i dont want to molest her.....just watch her....

why do black people grow so tall?????
because their knee-grows!!! (negroes)

heh.....