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i hate to do it, but i think im going to mention briefly my bowel movements...sorry
here we go...every morning....consistently at 9:15....i have been taking a shit. This has aroused no one in the office here at National Estate Planning. Everyone in this office is a woman, except for the owners of course, becuase women cant own companies that make alot of money, off of people. So all these older women, at 9:15 listen to me as i request one of them to watch the front desk...then they watch me as i must go visit the keymaster (who is also a woman) for the keys to the restroom, then they laugh at me as i escape to the stalls of solace and porcelin.
Today,however,...im deciding to change my habits. At 9:15 this morning....I decided to hold in my shit. Currently it is 10:14 and im still going strong. I think my sphincter/anus actually has gained strength, or it feels that way kinda. My hypothesis is that it takes about two hours for those organs/muscles to actually come to life after having a poor nights sleep.....or maybe im just secreting my shit more efficiently as time goes by.... at 9:30 i thought i would shit my 'casual friday' jeans. Now though...i think i can go til 1 or 2. I get off at one today...so ill be ripe around the time i walk into my current abode....and ill take a dutiful and comfortable poop-break.

Jenny hung out with andrew johnston recently.....
He was angered with Jenny's new habit of smoking ciggarrettes. Jenny's rebuttle was that she promised herself that she would quit after college....Andrew replied facisciously "yeah right...just like Joey promised he would stop being gross after High School."

i cant change anything but my mind....or am i lying again