5.11.2002

lion tag



tonight im up late...not studying...with a belly full of bad fajitas and soda.
My flatmate, geoffrey schroyer, and i just finished watching star wars...episode one....
::sigh:: i feel a bit weathered from questioning myself as to why i watched it, having long ago eschewed it from my tastes. But i watched the insipid thing....and now have instilled in me a slight desire to see the new one coming out next week or something. Its really really terribly dissappointing that Star Wars is the most anticipated entertainment attraction dropping in on the houston area. Not a fucking good concert (or anything really) for the whole interim.....i suppose im tricking myself into being excited so that i can fulfill my meek predilection of actually being excited......
but Fuck that....but anyways....me and geoffrey got to discussing modern 'bad-ass' composers. He, being a music major and all, was trying to tell me John Williams was the reigning king, and that Hans Zimmer was the oncoming heir to some sort of musical 'throne'. Well....i have a different opinion.....fuck john williams and fuck hans zimmer. They are the bitch boys for a couple of cock-heads named Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay, respectively. Of course my counter argument was that Danny Elfman was the current despot of composing in the film industry today (keeping secret the fact that he is a bitch boy to Tim Burton). I mentioned him (elfman) earlier this week, because he did spiderman. This argument entailed a battle of a sort. We started downloading all sorts of themes/compositions from our selected agents and pitted them against eachother. Danny Elfman destroys Hans Zimmer on all accounts (except planet of the apes i think).....but danny and John Williams are kind of tough to compare. John Williams, ulitimately wins....but i think he is a homosexual.....
why did i watch star wars?....dear lord......
i end up looking up "star wars is fucking gay" on google.com and this is what i found.....from gay.com

Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Star Wars
(allegedly)
"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell like!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You came(cummed) in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

ewwee...fagotry is funny...

i dont trust the taco cabana drive thru.....nor will i ever

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