new earth has become a repugnant place

last night....me and some cohorts of mine invested in what is commonly refered to as a beer bong. The effects were devastating for some, but positive for most. The devastation i speak of....well....its actually one of the most putrid and vile things ive ever witnessed....that can still maintain its humor....
no names will be mentioned....for all you know it could be me...but
last night...after several shots of jimbeam, and then followed by many more bonging of beers....a friend of mine decided to pass out. This is standard after drinking....yes, that is true. however, this particular evening...this particular person was completely "throwed" and began to have some rumblings in the bowels....
instead of finding a commode....the person at play...decided to make do with the floor.....
he rolled over onto the floor and vomited....then laid his face in his own vomit......
then...the next thing.....this particular "human being" pulled his pants halfway down...and took a shit on the floor in this same position located on the floor amidst massive amounts of vomit.....
when we discovered the mess....a piece of shit, mid-shit, had haulted inbetween his harry loins/ASSHOLE

with the harry penis, shit piles, vomit pools, and the repugnant piece of life amidst it all.......it was enough to make me gag.
i did not record it with my videocamera......because.....i, joseph graham, was too repulsed....

now for some fat kid jokes...i saw this in the funny UT paper called "the travesty".....

"STAYING HEALTHY IS AWESOME: mommy and daddy dont want fat kiddies, so remember to watch your weight! If you get too big, your parents will have to put you in a box with alligators and snakes and bury you until you lose the pounds! Here are some super-fun tips to tell if you're getting too fat:
-if your mommy and daddy fight, theyre fighting about how fat you are!
-if dogs bark at you, its because theyre hungry for your fatty fat!
-if you mom tells you to do your homework, she's probably just tired of looking at you and your big fatness!
-if you cant do something perfectly the first time you try it, youre too fat!
-if if you like ice cream, you are defitnitely too fat!
-if your parents are divorced, dont worry --its not because youre too fat. Its because you're too ugly and they never really wanted you anyway.
-if you like to stay up past your bedtime, its prolly because youre thinking about eating! Knock it off, faggot!"

i thought it was funny :-()