who cut the provolone?

man oh war, ive had a stressful past few weekdays...
this search for a semi-pro video camera was more intense than i had originally planned.
At first i thought i was gonna save alot......but when i wisened up, realizing this must be 'too goo to be true,'...I read some reviews of shady 3rd party sites, and their faulty practices...i found that they are a pile of shit. And i have to actually look for a good deal AND a good place to buy. which was taxing.
Apparently in NYC, there are alot of online photoshops that use, so called bait and switch techniques along with all kinds of other bad stuff on the array of being a bad sales site. Then i tried ebay.....but....thats too much stress and i can never make a good decision, esp when time is a factor, and considering the amount of money im dealing with online. So i crawled back to amazon.com. I found someone selling one slightly under 2 grand and with a warranty, and the american version, and with a battery, and with an english manual, and with a return policy, and it wasn't coming out of NYC.....

it came from florida...
my birthstate.

im free, im fucking free