2 year blowout party

welcome to the 2 year anniversary of this shitty website!

we have soda to your left, and cookies to the right. the pizza will be here momentarily. The DJ is spinning top40, if youd like to make a request, go right ahead, and dance if you'd like.

oh, and may i take your coat?

"id like to thank everyone for coming out, and celebrating. Time has flown by hasn't it? I just want to thank everyone for dedicating their lives to me on an irregular basis. Thank you so much for reading my bullshit, it makes me feel so much more special than the average person. I think a lot of the goals i had in mind with this site, failed miserably. But hey! We got orange and grape soda, and they're playing my favorite song, so lets get down!"

nice to know im rated...

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?