clerks 2

I just came after writing that title.

But it pales in comparison to how many times I wanted to cum during the regional premiere of Clerks 2 at the Paramount last night.

I don't know if you know this about me (you do), but I like movies. I like motion pictures more than anything in the world including God in a manner of speaking...ofcourse I like to believe God is everything, and at the same time the provider of Men's innovation....so I see everything two fold. But anyways...movies....love 'em. They influence pretty much every aspect of my life.....But Why?
There is nearly one answer why I love them so very much, and that reason just might be Kevin Smith movies (and a few others) Before I had seen Mallrats or later Clerks, who was I???
All I can remember are shadows and echoey shrieks coming from a distance....

All I am really trying to say is that I would be a radically different person if it were not for Clerks....and I truly believe that to my core. Clerks made me realize something. Having a friend or two and making light of your life are the most valuable keys to enjoying life....or rather my life specifically. I may have eventually figured this out, but Clerks specifically made it crystal clear. I needed to make fun of absolutely everything with people who liked to do the same.
In essence, it created my personal motto.....everything is funny if you want it to be and need it to be.

I love Dante and Randal. What can I say? I am Dante in my mind...maybe with a bit more ambition, but with far less sexual exploits....so it evens out. And Daren will always be Randal to me, and that will never be replaced. It's too perfect.
Me and him, just as Dante and Randal will always be sitting behind a counter making fun of people using awesomely offensive language and talking about movies. Not to mention (and Ill lift this directly from Mr. Smith) being one cock in the mouth shy from being insanely gay for each other.

After all this identification and adoration for these characters for the past...ill say 9 years of my life, it's interesting to me that I am now finally (about) the age of Dante and Randal....and I'm more passionate about them than ever, but here I am given another picture of these same characters 10 years down the road....10 years away from my present age, again.
It's weird.
But it fills me.
Not sure with what yet, aside from my packed-with-semen chones. (is that the right mezzican spelling? it means underpants)

Looking forward to seeing how this new film will affect me in a variety of ways. (after over-obsessively watching it 50 times).
It's inspiration for me.

Thanks Mr. Kevin Smith....this sounds really gay, but you are in fact my hero.

But yeah....the movie is really funny/endearing....and even if you don't want bend over and let Kevin Smith and Co. cram their private parts into you....you will still prolly like it.
I promise.
If I ever start writing real reviews I would put this tag on it, as my ceal of approval...
"I'm going to tell my mom to watch it."




This will be the best movie of the summer for me...so everything else can quite trying.

Also...Pirates of The Carribean 2 was not good....for me. But I would recommend you see it anyway, So I can tell you to blow it out your shitty ass....I'll be seeing it again at some point, for visual effects mostly.

I have to go do the silence of the lambs dance now.