ok...weird

weirdness lurks in my life. but it has put its funny fucking face (pardon the alliteration...not!) in my bizness.
so if you want to see how small the news can make death seem ive got the link for my dead cousin.
i guess it really is that small (similar to my dick), if not smaller in the grand view. its not like it even bothered me that much, except the open casket part....when the corpse is missing both arms and is so bruised and swolen that its nearly unrecognizable....due to an emotionally drained mother making bad decisions. a corpse is a corpse.....i think i want a closed casket.....so it leaves a little mystery. so you are like "what do you think he is doing in there?" the answer will be "laughing at your stupid fucking face and enjoying myself thoroughly."
oh well.

If Ggod gives me the chance, i will make something better than garden state, and more quotable...zach braff, the new jew-tom hanks?
my two favorite entertainers in the whole nation....K. Smith and 311, are both heading out to do that creative thing they do this fall. I still cant believe Smith is making clerks two (the passion of the clerks). and i still cant believe 311 is so good.

everyones getting plans, but i refuse/reality comes quick like a knife in the back, while your standing in front of a mirror.
did i just use links....more weird.