10.01.2004

temptation





its always lurking in the darkness occasionally rubbing against me like a dog.
I was thinking today of a very tempting wish. The wish that everyone in the world that i had never heard of, nor seen or heard or heard of or even felt (whether it be on TV/radio/net etc) would just die. I was thinking that the good effects wouldn't be immediate enough, and that i may need to rework the wish a bit, by changing some semantics....maybe instead of "die" i could say "cease to exist" and that kind of opens up the interpretation for the genie, so maybe all those poor poor souls who have never been seen by thine eye, will not die per se, but just not exist, nor would they have ever existed. So they would just be gone, and no one would realize it....nor have to clean up all the dead bodies....although...that might be kind of fun. I guess i could also put in the wish, that all those souls were to be well kept in the afterlife...i guess.
Also, i was thinking i need to add a clause to include in the mass genocide, all the bad customers that come to black eyed pea. That way even when the wish is intially granted, it wouldn't be such a bad day if i had to go to work that day. After that day, im sure someone would be asking me to come work for them somewhere else, because big companies would be panicking to replace people, without thinking of the overall damage to the amount of demand in the world.
Once they realized the change in demand, I would prolly get laid off, unless i really showed them i was useful. But lets not joke, i would be out of there in a couple of weeks.
After this i would think that there would be a lot of famous art that would go on sale, i might try to cash in on that. Or maybe drive to hollywood and buy or just claim some distribution rights to a lot of old movies...or just JAWS. Then I would chill....walk the earth.
search for anything real in the world....that kinda hippie shit.

But thats never going to happen...its tempting to believe in genies. What happened to the genie genre in film? OH YEAH! KAZAAM is the worst movie ever made for profit.
fuck you shaq. i want my genie movies.
i have been called into work....that sucks

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